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uncommentators Similar to the
Commentaries game except that the team
give the commentary to a historical event in the persona of TV or radio
commentators suggested by the Chairman.
uncoupling This round involves the teams
alternating the names of unconnected people, with the other team trying to spot
a connection.
undelivered
letters There must be countless letters that have never arrived which had
they been delivered could have changed the course of history. The panellists
are asked to suggest their possible content.
unhelpful
advice This is based on a game played by people in the traffic news
department which they call Stagger Your Journey. The teams are asked
to give unhelpful advice on a topic given by the Chairman.
universally
challenged TBC - Editor.
unoriginal
innovations This game is inspired by the Innovations catalogue. Everyone gets
mountains of junk mail delivered daily, offering page upon page of interest to
the weak willed and gullible. This raised the idea as to how older inventions
may have been sold by the magic of the mail order catalogue. The panellists are
asked to tell some of their favourite old innovations.
unreported
historical events In this round the Chairman spins the wheel of history, and every time
it alights on a date the teams provide a previously unreported historical
event.
unsexy
songbook the teams are asked to suggest unsexy versions of well known
songs.
unsuccessful book
titles As we all know the world of publishing has undergone seismic
technological changes from e-books that can be found on-line to Kindles that
can be found on South African birthday cakes. Not all books are assured of
success. so the teams are asked to suggest titles of books that would be
guaranteed to flop.
unsuccessful
products Despite huge marketing campaigns and the best of intentions some
products are doomed to fail. Take for example Sainsbury’s ill fated
Condom for Life. The teams are asked to suggest some products that never caught
on with the public.
updated
proverbs The English language is constantly updating and with good reason.
Just rewind to the start of 2020 and examine the plight of the Mexican beer
industry and its ill-fated I-heart-Corona t-shirts. It was a double blow for
the industry, as they had just changed its other beer's name from Salmonella.
The teams are asked for examples of proverbs that have been updated to suit
more modern times.
useless Before this show we asked 100
people if they had ever watched the TV quiz show Pointless. So to
those who said yes, namely 99 house bound pensioners and one Mr. A. Armstrong
of London, this next round is dedicated to you.
Welcome to
Useless. We put the same question to 100 people and made a note of their
answers. The job of our contestants tonight is to come up with the most useless
answers and score zero points. And here to keep an eye on the answers is my
brand new Useless friend, it’s Richard.
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